December 2011
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Dear Tumblr folks, thank you for making my year a...
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Happy New Year's Eve, folks! It's very comforting,...
Damn you, Dick Clark!
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Gay Girls Problem #7
When “I’m gay.” is taken as a “Turn me!” invitation by self-absorbed and idiotic males.
Seriously boys,
Doing that just makes you look like this big:
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When you see someone you're crazy about with...
Expectation:
Your reaction:
How you really feel:
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When you go to someone's house and they don't own...
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When someone says History is boring
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"We can't fight idiots. There are too many of...
So this is what I found today:
And you know what?
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When you have a hundred tabs opened and shit music...
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When you try to make a joke, but nobody thinks...
They are all like:
& I’m just like:
Click here for more laughs!
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Dad: Can you just behave like a normal person?!
ME:
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Family Reunion: Where you have to pretend to like...
What the conversation looks like:
What it really is:
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Gay Girls Problem #6
When someone goes: “So which one of you is the guy?” OR worse: “Who wears the pants in the relationship?”
Are you shitting me?
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On a scale of 1-100 how immature are you?
excuse-my-charisma:
69
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Gay Girls Problem #5
Looking like a zombie because you stayed up all night to read/watch/look at femslash.
No? Just me? And you’re what? A liar? :D
In the spirit of Christmas,
AND… Merry Christmas!
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Anonymous asked: You're so fucking stupid with the whole bisexual thing. You probably dont even genuinely love girls. You just do it for attention, like a slut would.
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SO. Bisexuals.
How do I even begin to explain what it’s like to be a bisexual?
My life is perfect.
I’m straight when I’m around guys and a lesbian when I’m around girls.
My boyfriends would pay to watch me make out with my girlfriends. That’s right, plural.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to get guys’ attention. At parties!
My favourite hobby is participating in orgies.
One...
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That awkward moment when you realize that you will...
imgonnaruletheworldsomeday:
Because you are the most hilarious person on the planet.
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Gay Girls Problem #4
Falling for “straight” girls.
You know, girls who can only keep you as their dirty little secret.
Has it ever happened to you?
When the girl you love comes up to you and says this:
And you watch her with her new boy toy the next day, the day after that, and a long long time after that, not being able to do anything and you look like this:
It’s unfair to both sides,...
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emiljia-archive asked: Congrats on your acceptance to Moho! I'm a first year, intended Neuroscience major. :)
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“The only people who say ‘Money does not matter’ are the ones who...”
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“If God hated gay people, why are we so cute?”
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Random Fact
Val: Jade! Say something random!
Me: BOOBIES!
Val: -.- Some random fact!
Me: I LIKE BOOBIES!
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militant-rage asked: Hey! I'm Jessica. :) I saw on the Mount Holyoke tag that you got accepted! Congratulations!! I'm a first-year, intending on majoring in Politics and minoring in Law and Public Policy
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Gay Girls Problem #3
Falling for straight girls.
Need I say more? :(
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Gay Girls Problem #2
I guess this is more applicable to femme girls. Like myself ;D
I have way too many boyfriend shirts for someone who doesn’t have a boyfriend.
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I'M IN!
I’m going to Hogwarts!
Baby I know ;)
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Gay Girls Problem #1
Sometimes when you see a girl, you have no idea whether you want to bang her or be her.
Like this one
OLIVIA FUCKING WILDE!!!!!
