I hate that moment when you realise that you’re so not over something, or someone, when you thought you had been.
Sarah: People here are old, and fat, and bald. Not my type.
Me: So what is your type?
Sarah: People with hair in the right places.
Note to self: 'Before bed' is NEVER a good time to...
Seriously, I don’t know how I’m gonna sleep tonight.
The Mount Holyoke College Sorting Hat
Sounds pretty accurate to me! ;D You can find the quiz HERE
There are books so alive that you’re always afraid that while you weren’t...– Marina Tsvetaeva (via ilovereadingandwriting)
What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she’s a...– Joel Barish (‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind’)
Anonymous asked: You're cute - nuff' said :)
''straight girls are friends, not food!''
Gay Girls Problem #26: When my dumb friends think...
WHEN I MEET A GIRL: What I say: What my friends think I say: How I look at her: How my friends think I look at her:
Gay Girls Problem #25: When the girl I like starts...
I don't like it when people refer to F.R.I.E.N.D.S...
Because THIS right here, my friend, is timeless.
Best Blog EVER. →
It combines 2 of the things I just can’t get enough of: Sylvia Plath and factual errors.
Shit F.R.I.E.N.D.S fans say
friendsthingsweremember: “How you doin’?” “I KNOW!” “Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?!” “WE WERE ON A BREAK!” “He’s her lobster!” “PIVOT!” “I’ll be there for you” “OH. MY. GOD.” “Unagi!” “…Hi..” “Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you?” “They don’t know that we know that they know we know!” “You have to stop the Q-tip when there’s resistance!” ...
Gay Girls Problem #24: ALL THE CUTE GIRLS HERE ARE...
Don’t be afraid to look back and wave. Now the waving is all that you do.– Emmy the Great
Are you the favourite person of anybody?
After all those years, I've finally come to...
It seems to me that some people aren't actually...
Seriously, quit complaining about how nobody seems to want you. Also, start loving people first for a change.
So when you’re asked to fight a war that’s over nothing, it’s...– Bright Eyes (‘Road to Joy’)
Gay Girls Problem #22: When you can't tell if a...
And so you try to send out every signal possible to let her know that you’re gay.
People: You don't have to look tough all the time.
People: Don't cry.
Every. Fucking Time.
So last night I was feeling like this: What I expected alcohol to do to me: What it actually did:
My Life’s Movie Soundtrack →
My Life’s Movie Soundtrack 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question below, type the song that’s playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool … italktopencils: Opening Credits: Old Soul Song - Bright Eyes First Day At School: Et Je T’aime...
acommonreaction replied to your post: Gay Girls Problem #21: When you’re torn between growing guitar nails and clipping them all off. I play guitar and I can’t stand long nails hahah. That’s probably because you don’t play fingerstyle, yes? :D
Gay Girls Problem #21: When you're torn between...
Seriously, what do I do?? SIGH.