~meeting someone new~
normal person: so, how are you?
me: what bands do you like?
The moment you realise that the person you dislike...
It’s like coming home after a long day to find out that someone has shat in your house.
I'd like to spend a moment to be extremely public...
Sometimes I put on my headphones and turn up the...
Gay Girls Problem #17: When I'm out with my guy...
Dude #1: You’re practically a guy. Dude #2: You’re like practically a guy. Dude #3: You’re one of us, man! Dude #4: Me:
"Love" must be the most underrated and overused...
When I see my ex with her new date, and they're...
But you know what the good news is? Now I’m really over her. And since I did some pretty awful things, I’d see my stolen date ideas as asshole tax.
Gay Girls Problem #16: I don't know about you, but...
SIX. Fucking. Hours.
Utmost respect for Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal for that awesome match of first-class tennis. On a more personal note, I’m really happy that Novak won :D
Anonymous asked: What do you look like? You're funny.
Gay Girls Problem #15: When you watch a TV...
acommonreaction asked: Dude your mean girls video. So amazingly hilarious! Hahahah! Best thing I've ever seen!
Fuck yeah Jenny Schecter
“I think the great thing about [Jenny] is she’s so flawed.” - Mia Kirshner Truer words have never been spoken. Okay, so quite a handful of people have (or would have, if they knew me in real life) given me “the look” for liking Jenny’s character. Let me make this clear for you: I don’t like Jenny because she’s a perfect little Miss...
Just FYI, Jenny Schecter happens to be my...
Judge all you want.