You look like you’ve been for breakfast at the heartbreak hotel.– Alex Turner (Piledriver Waltz)
Anonymous asked: even if ellen page is gay, it's not our business. gosh, just because she's an actress, doesn't mean she have to make her personal life public.
Happy Tuesday, everyone!
Can someone tell me why Ellen Page hasn't come out...
Seriously, she’s gayer than a sequin-pooping unicorn.
You know something's seriously wrong when you stay...
Although come to think of it, the latter kinda shows that you’ve got good taste. Jeff Richmond, you lucky bastard!
Okay, lady, if I didn't spit on you because you...
Gay Girls Problem #20: I hate her, but I still...
what race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
hispanic people: not mexican
asian people: not chinese
bengali people: not indian
Gay Girls Problem #19: When your ex-girlfriend has...
Gay Girls Problem #18: When your straight friends...
Only in Hanoi can I buy the complete box sets of...
I watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S and 30 Rock in the living room, and The L Word in my bedroom, with my door locked and my headphones on.
One can find so many pains when the rain is falling.– John Steinbeck
American friend: I love football!
Me: ME TOO! *pause* Wait. What do you mean by football?
In my dream, she told me “It still feels like such a dream when I say your name.” I don’t know whether to laugh or cry because of how accurate that was.