March 2012
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So who here likes to sing in a different language...
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Gay Girls Problem #33: Sometimes I feel like...
Seriously though, I may look like a straight girl but the rest of me is good, I’ll show ya!
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You know what I don't get? When people visit a...
I mean,
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“I love you more than bears love honey
I love you more than Jews love money
I...”
– Sarah Silverman
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“Biting is excellent - it’s like kissing, only there’s a winner.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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“Life’s short and so is your penis.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
In a perfect world, Sylvia would say this to Ted Hughes.
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Barnard, Columbia at War Over Obama, Feminazis,... →
playingthecards:
Please, keep trying to convince me of your academic superiority while referring to your academic colleagues as “feminazis” and “cum dumpsters.” No college/university is entitled to a particular commencement speaker, alum or not. (Not to mention that Obama approached Barnard and asked to speak there.)
Mount Holyoke stands with Barnard.
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Anonymous asked: You look damn fine. You have the kind of nose that I like. Sorry for sounding awkward.
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Gay Girls Problem #32: At a straight bar
Me: She should be gay.
Me: She should be gay.
Me: She'd make a good lesbian.
Me: Nope, that one's just doing it for attention.
Me: She should be gay.
Me: She's so much better off gay.
Me: She's so gay.
Me: She should be gay.
Me: I'm so drunk.
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Gay Girls Problem #31: The song 'I Kissed a Girl'
So who else is offended by that load of crap?
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I want my future wife to grow old looking like Julianne Moore.
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Anonymous asked: I am a girl who thinks you're very cute ;) what should I do?
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“But I don’t want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I...”
– Aldous Huxley 