I Talk to Pencils

Gay Girls Problem #72: Being accused of “turning” someone

Actually, I’d plead guilty to this.

After I bite someone’s neck, they start to puke rainbow and ooze awesomeness. 

Gay Girls Problem #57: “I don’t care if you’re gay. Just don’t show it.”

I don’t care if you have a brain. Just act like you don’t.

Oh wait. You’re already doing that.

Gay Girls Problem #54: “I’m not a homophobe, but…”

False.

Gay Girls Problem #13 (Also: A Problem of Humanity): HOMOPHOBES

Homophobe:

Me: