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Gay Girls Problem #78: “Why don’t you just be a bisexual or something?”

Not only is this insulting to lesbians, it’s insulting to bisexuals, in the notion that sexuality is a choice, and bisexuality in particular is a way to compromise for society’s acceptance. 

Gay Girls Problem #31: The song ‘I Kissed a Girl’

So who else is offended by that load of crap?

Gay Girls Problem #20: I hate her, but I still want to fuck her.

Gay Girls Problem #19: When your ex-girlfriend has your favourite shirt, and asking for it from her would just be too darn awkward.

Gay Girls Problem #18: When your straight friends think your L Word DVDs are porn.

Gay Girls Problem #17: When I’m out with my guy friends

Dude #1: You’re practically a guy.

Dude #2: You’re like practically a guy.

Dude #3: You’re one of us, man!

Dude #4:

Me: 

Gay Girls Problem #16: I don’t know about you, but sometimes I feel like a teenage boy.

Gay Girls Problem #15: When you watch a TV show/movie with straight female characters, and assume that they’re having a secret affair behind the scenes.

Gay Girls Problem #14: Straight guys, sometimes.

Douchebag:

The outcome: