I Talk to Pencils

Gay Girls Problem #84: All the gay girls you know are either taken, or too close a friend and hence charming in a sexless way.

And being with them would feel like committing incest.

Gay Girls Problem #83: Cute girls EVERYWHERE

Why the fuck am I still alone?!

Gay Girls Problem #67: When you’re so used to not having any gay girls around that when a girl seems to be hitting on you, you think it must be your overactive imagination at work.

How she flirts:

How you react:

Gay Girls Problem #55: Small town lesbian = forever alone

Also known as The Lesbian.

Happy New Year’s Eve, folks! It’s very comforting, knowing that somebody’s gonna be kissing somebody at midnight, while I stay in my bed, surrounded by my books and an excessive amount of self-pity.

Damn you, Dick Clark!

When you see someone you’re crazy about with someone else

Expectation:

Your reaction:

How you really feel: