I Talk to Pencils

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

Gay Girls Problem #89: Is she flirting or just being friendly?

help i don’t understand women

Gay Girls Problem #88: Katy Perry

I don’t even need to elaborate on this motherfucker.

Gay Girls Problem #87: Having to get used to being in a conservative environment. Again.

People tell me that it will be difficult getting out of my “bubble” and back into the “real world”, where I will get looks and words and worse things if I show some affection towards my girlfriend in public. It feels more like getting out of civilisation and into a shit hole. 

But fuck the world. If everyone hides, this place, those people never will change.

Gay Girls Problem #86: “So what kind of relationship is that? Is it an intellectual relationship or a physical one?”

Because, you know, you can’t have both.

Gay Girls Problem #85: When guys tell their girlfriends it’s okay for them to hook up with girls.

Because lesbian sex is quite obviously void of all human emotions. It was designed by God to feed boys’ sexual fantasies. It’s actually a sign of enhanced heterosexuality, because your girlfriend is totally thinking about a threesome with you and the girl who’s going down on her.

Gay Girls Problem #84: All the gay girls you know are either taken, or too close a friend and hence charming in a sexless way.

And being with them would feel like committing incest.

Gay Girls Problem #83: Cute girls EVERYWHERE

Why the fuck am I still alone?!

Gay Girls Problem #82: Sometimes I’m not even sure if I’m gay, or just a pervert O.O

ALL THE BOOBIES.