I Talk to Pencils

Happy New Year, world! If there’s anything you’d like to change about me, please write it down and shove it up your ass :D

When you try to make a joke, but nobody thinks it’s funny.

They are all like:

& I’m just like:

Click here for more laughs!

Dad: Can you just behave like a normal person?!

ME:

On a scale of 1-100 how immature are you?

excuse-my-charisma:

69

That awkward moment when you realize that you will never meet anybody as funny as you.

imgonnaruletheworldsomeday:

Because you are the most hilarious person on the planet.