I Talk to Pencils

Happy New Year, world! If there’s anything you’d like to change about me, please write it down and shove it up your ass :D

There wasn’t any same-sex couple on Times Square news

I mean, it’s been a pretty gay year for New York after all.

Happy New Year’s Eve, folks! It’s very comforting, knowing that somebody’s gonna be kissing somebody at midnight, while I stay in my bed, surrounded by my books and an excessive amount of self-pity.

Damn you, Dick Clark!